How Did "God" Manage to Do This?

This post is dedicated to gAbDu a.k.a (Well! that's a big secret). Not many might have been lucky enough to have interacted with this fine by-product of mother nature. So, I'll just present a prelude on this creature for the benefit of my guest readers.

Gender: Seems to be a fully grown male (of the human order).

Physique: A big sack of potatoes resting on two hot air balloons; yeah! that's about it.

Orientation: Bi-sexual (Supposedly humans and definitely pigs).

Intellect: He is the kind of guy who looks for an answer in an answer. I think he can cure cancer! I mean, his magnificent logic and astounding reasoning could have intimidated Albert Einstein (immense sarcasm intended).

Major Strength: Can sustain quality talk and protect his mind from being affected by it. Radiates unknown rays through his foresight that could paralyze normal human behavior immediately.

I think that summarizes gAbDu, so let's move on.

Act 1 Scene 1

God is having a conversation with mother nature (or Earth):

Today I wonder

Could it Be?

gAbDu my creature

Biggest pun on thee?

Well! My Lord! I don't quite know what to say. When there was that "big mishap" at the churning mill, I knew something was wrong. That whole batch was banished, but I guess one of them might have slipped out - cursing the lands and thy holy waters.

Now God is totally adamant to figure out how gAbDu managed to survive this long, since "he" had slipped out before getting his basic human attributes installed - like common sense, rationale,etc.

How could it survive?

With nothing but asininity

How did it not die?

Before disgracing my creativity

I too wonder, my lord! gAbDu is not only spreading disgust among other earthlings, but also flourishing in the process. It seems "he" is currently holding on to a flat world created by a noble man. I am deeply worried about this my lord! In lieu of fairness and transparency, this noble man has given shelter to a "big mistake" of the human order. I request thee to help poor earthlings from "his" disgust and unequaled stupidity.

Earthlings shall not suffer

Another mistake be made atop,

gAbDu shall get a companion

Like green hands behind the robot

....[to be continued]